Girls are special.
If you praise her, she’ll think that you’re lying. If you don’t, you’re good for nothing.
If she talks, she wants you to listen. If she listens, she wants you to talk.
If you kiss her, you’re not a gentle man. If you don’t, you’re not a man.
If you always agree to her…
But the power of my appeal? Tulala pati microorganism.